30 June 2009
Hi guys, with 12 personal development centres now fully
rolled out across a broad geographical sweep of the UK, our bespoke
organic upskilling packages are delivering swathes of eminently employable young adults onto
the jobs market. Right Path Management does not shirk the challenge while young turks like Purnell fall by the wayside.
It was one of our instructors at our latest PDC in Bicester
whose smartphone pinged up this Google Alert: a ‘Jeremy McClintock’ joker who suggests
there is movement among the Arabs to relinquish hold of the third holiest site
in Islam (clearing the way for an Al-Quds Travel Tavern, I shouldn’t wonder).
What balls conjecture from the false prophet McClintock aka
Fight For Your Mind (how about fighting for other people’s minds unJez, the
poor, the dispossessed, the downtrodden, those who need our help to help themselves?).
You know my involvement in politics these days is confined to transparent lobbying for education, but the McClintock You Can Believe In thinks the Al-Aqsa Mosque should be
impounded by a coalition of the willing, including Israel, to ensure that it is
in a fit and proper state to loan back to the Muslims who think it's theirs. We
need to stop terrorism.
Audits of the spirituality contained in the actual
building will be carried out by a dispassionate body of the great and the
good from theology: Archbish George Carey, Rabbi Lionel Blue, Rasputin, Sandi
Toksvig and Rev Anthony Hogscoff Blair. We need to stop terrorism.
In the meantime, the Islamist people are free
to upgrade the supermosque they’re planning to build in Newham to the
position of 3rd holiest site in their sinister global network of beliefs,
if they want. See if I or the Right Path Party care. Obviously we do in a way
but not at the moment because we're affecting disinterest which is a mask for
our mood with the British peoples' move to the right in recent elections that
has not resulted in more support for our uniquely branded position of sensible
prejudice. (I should also add that the branding process personally cost me
£2,080.67+VAT. I can't claim this back on 'expenses'. Democracy? DeMOCKracy
more like.")
This guy’s psychological baseframe needs some serious realigning. Looks
like they could use some PDCs in America too.
