Opinion polls reveal that…
89% of Catholics have considered committing suicide
95% of school children have never seen a black man naked
65% of army cadets have had sex with a mammal
78% of brain surgeons would consider retiring to the Cayman Islands (if the money was right)
98% of pensioners would consider retiring to the Cayman Islands (if the money was right and they could play golf with "Brucie" at least once a month)
66% of unemployed people have masturbated in public showers and/or saunas
50% of hairdressers have urinated in a public place
23% of Muslims have been drunk in a public house
20% of homosexuals have ridden an elephant
END THIS MADNESS NOW!
THE RIGHT PATH PARTY IS THE ONLY POLITICAL PARTY SERIOUSLY COMMITTED TO DEFENDING THE MORAL VALUES AND CULTURAL RELATIVISM OF GREAT BRITAIN PLC.
WE ARE ALWAYS ON THE LOOKOUT FOR NEW MEMBERS TO ACT AS GOPHERS AND TO HELP CART AROUND ALL MANNER OF LEAFLETS AND OTHER MISCELLANY DURING ELECTION TIME, KNOCKING ON DOORS, ETC.
IF YOU ARE DISILLUSIONED WITH WHAT THE LABOUR PARTY AND CONSERVATIVES HAVE BEEN SAYING RECENTLY, AND WOULD PREFER TO SEE PEOPLE YOU CAN TRUST BUILDING NEW AND EXCITING CAREERS FOR THEMSELVES IN POLITICS, THEN JOIN US.
The Right Path Party. Because Britain is Right.
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