Xmas Sale 2007 - 50% Off All Existing Stock
Although it's been a bumper year for RPP tartan, it will soon be time to make way for our new Spring 2008 range. And that's got to be good news for all those fashion throwbacks and cheapskates amongst you that couldn't afford to fork out the first time round. So get buying now while there's still time!
RPP tartan has been lovingly woven in the general vicinity of lochs, hills and scotch distilleries, some of which are in Scotland. We guarantee that every time you jump inside one of our kilts or slip on a sporran you will be wearing something. We further guarantee that the authentic tartan material used to expertly weave your tartan will not spontaneously combust unless exposed to sunlight.
Spring 2007
Finally, it’s here! RPP benefactor and party leader Jeremy McClintock this week unveils the official “spring collection” of RPP tartan. It’s been a long time coming, but finally it’s time to strip off your city slacks and jump inside a party kilt.
“This year, I wanted to enhance the RPP tartan in a way that would appeal to ethnic minorities and the elderly,” says Jeremy. “The last time I wore my kilt in Peckham it absolutely bombed. This time I want to make sure our party workers are safe to venture out in their kilts without attracting the wrong sort of attention. This isn't a freak show.”
This year’s tartan, incorporating the magnificent colours of pink, navy, white and brown on to a paisley chequerboard design, is inspired by a gabardine sported by Sean Connery at his annual grouse bash. “Sean and I go back longer than a Castro speech, and it’s thanks to his dress sense and collection of fine malt scotches that I was finally able get those sodding party colours to work together.”
Buy Now!
The RPP website is the exclusive supplier and stockist of RPP tartan, and right now it couldn’t be simpler to buy your kilt online. Simply choose from the following list of men’s and women’s designs - and don’t forget that RPP members are entitled to a 10% discount on the published retail price (please remember to quote your party membership number on all correspondence).
List A
Men – Traditional Kilt (Knee-length “Grouse Proud” Design)
Sizes 34 36 38 40 42 44
Men – Modern Kilt (Above the knee “Ferret” Design)
Sizes 34 36 38 40 42
Men – Avant-Garde Kilt (Above the thigh “Sac d'jour” Design)
Sizes 34 36 38 40 42
Women – Traditional Kilt (Knee Length “Happy Knoll” Design)
Sizes 26 28 30 32
List B
Why not bring the next generic holiday or religious festival in with an almighty bang by purchasing your very own Tartan Party Pack! Includes tartan lingerie, his and hers hemp sporrans and a 64-inch statue of Jeremy fashioned from the permafrost on his Highland estate (not available outside the UK).
Prices
List A – £65.99 + P&P per item
List B – £189.99 + P&P per item
10% discount for party members. All cheques should be made payable to Merris Donald at the usual address, please. Or email us for payment details
